Tuesday, September 15, 2026
Week 1 Results
Jolly Rogers- PJ
W- 4-0
SB- None
Monkiebutt- Michelle
W- 4-0
SB- LAC vs SF
Going Postal- Eric
W- 4-0
SB- PHI ve LAC
The Lesser- commish
W- 4-0
SB- BUF vs PHI
Wallybird- Uncle David
W- 3-1
SB- CHI vs NE
BSA United- Bobby Soft Ass
W- 3-1
SB- BUF vs LAR
Late Bloomers- Aunt Daisy
W- 3-1
SB- None
Swansea Boys- Derm
W- 3-1
SB- LAR vs BUF
The Mallone Zone- Uncle John
W- 3-1
SB- None
Baconsalt Apocalypse- Sarah
W- 3-1
SB- LAR vs HOU
Barrett's Ballistically Ballsy Team- Barrett
W- 3-1
SB- None
Schwetty Ballers- Beth
W- 3-1
SB- SEA vs DEN
G$- Jeff
W- 3-1
SB- BAL vs SF
The Greater- Sr.
W- 2-2
SB- LAR vs. NE
Anomaly- Mike
W- 2-2
SB- LAC vs LAR
Orange JERX- Sweet Baby James
W- 2-2
SB- None
Beanos Blasters- Norm
W- 2-2
SB- LAR vs NE
Funkytown Freaks- Mark
W- 2-2
SB- None
Sunday, September 13, 2026
Week One
Wallybird- Uncle David
H- JAX over CLE
H- LAC over ARI
A- CHI over CAR
A- BAL over IND
SB- CHI vs NE
BSA United- Bobby Soft Ass
H- DET over NO
H- JAX over CLE
A- BUF over HOU
A- GB over MIN
SB- BUF vs LAR
Late Bloomers- Aunt Daisy
H- DET over NO
H- LAC over ARI
A- BAL over IND
A- CHI over CAR
SB- None
Swansea Boys- Derm
H- JAX over CLE
H- LAC over ARI
A- BUF over HOU
A- BAL over IND
SB- LAR vs BUF
The Mallone Zone- Uncle John
H- LAC over ARI
H- JAX over CLE
A- BAL over IND
A- CHI over CAR
SB- None
Baconsalt Apocalypse- Sarah
H- LAC over ARI
H- DET over NO
A- CHI over CAR
A- BAL over IND
SB- LAR vs HOU
Barrett's Ballistically Ballsy Team- Barrett
H- DET over NO
H- JAX over CLE
A- BAL over IND
A- DAL over NYG
SB- None
Jolly Rogers- PJ
H- DET over NO
H- PHI over WAS
A- BAL over IND
A- CHI over CAR
SB- None
Schwetty Ballers- Beth
H- LAC over ARI
H- PHI over WAS
A- BAL over IND
A- BUF over HOU
SB- SEA vs DEN
The Greater- Sr.
H- JAX over CLE
H- LAC over ARI
A- BAL over IND
A- DAL over NYG
SB- LAR vs. NE
Anomaly- Mike
H- DET over NO
H- LAC over ARI
A- CHI over CAR
A- DAL over NYG
SB- LAC vs LAR
Monkiebutt- Michelle
H- JAX over CLE
H- DET over NO
A- BAL over IND
A- CHI over CAR
SB- LAC vs SF
G$- Jeff
H- JAX over CLE
H- DET over NO
A- BAL over IND
A- DAL over NYG
SB- BAL vs SF
Orange JERX- Sweet Baby James
H- LAC over ARI
H- JAX over CLE
A- CHI over CAR
A- DAL over NYG
SB- None
Beanos Blasters- Norm
H- DET over NO
H- LAC over ARI
A- DAL over NYG
A- CHI over CAR
SB- LAR vs NE
Funkytown Freaks- Mark
H- JAX over CLE
H- LAC over ARI
A- BAL over IND
A- DAL over NYG
SB- None
Going Postal- Eric
H- JAX over CLE
H- DET over NO
A- BAL over IND
A- NYJ over TEN
SB- PHI ve LAC
The Lesser- commish
H- DET over NO
H- JAX over CLE
A- CHI over CAR
A- BAL over IND
SB- BUF vs PHI
Monday, January 05, 2026
Week 18 Results
The Malone Zone
W- 9-7
O- 62-28
Swansea Boys
W- 9-7
O- 61-29
The Lesser (48-20)
W- 9-7
O- 60-30
Late Bloomers- (47-21)
W- 10-6
O- 59-31
G$ (47-21)
W- 10-6
O- 59-31
Beanos Blasters (47-21)
W- 7-9
O- 58-32
The Greater (46-22)
W- 9-7
O- 58-32
Anomaly (46-22)
W- 8-8
O- 57-33
Funkytown Freaks (Mark)
W- 8-8
O- 57-33
Jolly Rogers (46-22)
W- 9-7
O- 57-33
Monkiebutt (45-23)
W- 10-6
O- 57-33
Going Postal
W- 12-4
O- 57-33
Wallybird (45-23)
W- 6-10
O- 52-38
Baconsalt Apocalypse (44-24)
W- 8-8
O- 52-38
Orange JERX (47-21)
W- 0-16
O- 51-39
Schwetty Ballers (38-30)
W- 0-16
O- 38-52
The Ineffable BSA (31-37)
W- 0-16
O- 31-59
Sunday, January 04, 2026
Week Eighteen
(Note: Winners are in bold.)
The Malone Zone (53-21)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Swansea Boys (52-22)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
The Lesser (51-23)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Beanos Blasters (51-23)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Orange JERX (51-23)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Late Bloomers- (49-25)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
G$ (49-25)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
The Greater (49-25)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Anomaly (49-25)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Funkytown Freaks (49-25)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Jolly Rogers (48-26)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Monkiebutt (47-27)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Wallybird (46-28)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Going Postal (45-29)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Baconsalt Apocalypse (44-30)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Schwetty Ballers (38-36)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
The Ineffable BSA (31-43)
CAR @ TB
SEA @ SF
NO @ ATL
CLE @ CIN
GB @ MIN
DAL @ NYG
TEN @ JAX
IND @ HOU
NYJ @ BUF
DET @ CHI
LAC @ DEN
KC @ LV
ARI @ LAR
MIA @ NE
WAS @ PHI
BAL @ PIT
Thursday, January 01, 2026
Wee 17 Results
The Malone Zone
W- 3-3
O- 53-21
Swansea Boys
W- 3-3
O- 52-22
The Lesser (48-20)
W- 3-3
O- 51-23
Beanos Blasters (47-21)
W- 4-2
O- 51-23
Orange JERX (47-21)
W- 4-2
O- 51-23
Late Bloomers- (47-21)
W- 2-4
O- 49-25
G$ (47-21)
W- 2-4
O- 49-25
The Greater (46-22)
W- 3-3
O- 49-25
Anomaly (46-22)
W- 3-3
O- 49-25
Funkytown Freaks (Mark)
W- 4-2
O- 49-25
Jolly Rogers (46-22)
W- 2-4*
O- 48-26
Monkiebutt (45-23)
W- 2-4
O- 47-27
Wallybird (45-23)
W- 1-5
O- 46-28
Going Postal
W- 1-5
O- 45-29
Baconsalt Apocalypse (44-24)
W- 0-6*
O- 44-30
Schwetty Ballers (38-30)
W- 0-6
O- 38-36
The Ineffable BSA (31-37)
W- 0-6
O- 31-43
* Jolly is penalized an NE win for selecting them to win in consecutive weeks and Bacon drops two wins for picking DEN to win in consecutive weeks and WAS to lose
Sunday, December 28, 2025
Week Seventeen
The Malone Zone (50-18)
H- SF over CHI
H- GB over BAL
H- LAC over HOU
A- NE over NYJ
A- LAR over ATL
A- JAX over IND
Swansea Boys (49-19)
H- WAS over DAL
H- GB over BAL
H- SF over CHI
A- JAX over IND
A- HOU over LAC
A- LAR over ATL
The Lesser (48-20)
H- BUF over PHI
H- LAC over HOU
H- CIN over ARI
A- DAL over WAS
A- NE over NYJ
A- LAR over ATL
Late Bloomers- (47-21)
H- LAC over HOU
H- CIN over ARI
H- GB over BAL
A- DET over MIN
A- NE over NYJ
A- LAR over ATL
G$ (47-21)
H- GB over BAL
H- LAC over HOU
H- BUF over PHI
A- NE over NYJ
A- LAR over ATL
A- SEA over CAR
Beanos Blasters (47-21)
H- LAC over HOU
H- LV over NYG
H- CIN over ARI
A- DAL over WAS
A- PHI over BUF
A- SEA over CAR
Orange JERX (47-21)
H- DEN over KC
H- CIN over ARI
H- IND over JAX
A- NO over TEN
A- NE over NYJ
A- TB over MIA
The Greater (46-22)
H- LAC over HOU
H- CIN over ARI
H- SF over CHI
A- DET over MIN
A- JAX over IND
A- LAR over ATL
Anomaly (46-22)
H- CIN over ARI
H- SF over CHI
H- BUF over PHI
A- JAX over IND
A- PIT over CLE
A- LAR over ATL
Jolly Rogers (46-22)
H- LAC over HOU
H- SF over CHI
H- MIA over TB
A- DET over MIN
A- PIT over CLE
A- NE over NYJ
Monkiebutt (45-23)
H- GB over BAL
H- LAC over HOU
H- BUF over PHI
A- NE over NYJ
A- LAR over ATL
A- SEA over CAR
Wallybird (45-23)
H- LV over NYG
H- LAC over HOU
H- BUF over PHI
A- DAL over WAS
A- DET over MIN
A- PIT over CLE
Funkytown Freaks (45-23)
H- CIN over ARI
H- LAC over HOU
H- SF over CHI
A- DAL over WAS
A- TB over MIA
A- SEA over CAR
Going Postal (44-24)
H- GB over BAL
H- LAC over HOU
H- LV over NYG
A- DET over MIN
A- JAX over IND
A- LAR over ATL
Baconsalt Apocalypse (44-24)
H- GB over BAL
H- LAC over HOU
H- DEN over KC
A- DAL over WAS
A- DET over MIN
A- LAR over ATL
Schwetty Ballers (38-30)
H-
H-
H-
A-
A-
A-
The Ineffable BSA (31-37)
H-
H-
H-
A-
A-
A-
Monday, December 22, 2025
Week 16 Results
The Malone Zone (John)
W- 2-4
O- 50-18
Swansea Boys (Derm)
W- 3-3
O- 49-19
The Lesser (commish)
W- 2-4
O- 48-20
Late Bloomers- (Daisy)
W- 3-3
O- 47-21
G$ (Jeff)
W- 3-3
O- 47-21
Beanos Blasters (Norm)
W- 4-2
O- 47-21
Orange JERX (James)
W- 5-1
O- 47-21
The Greater (Sr.)
W- 2-4
O- 46-22
Anomaly (Michael)
W- 2-4
O- 46-22
Jolly Rogers (PJ)
W- 3-3
O- 46-22
Monkiebutt (Michelle)
W- 3-3
O- 45-23
Wallybird (David)
W- 4-2
O- 45-23
Funkytown Freaks (Mark)
W- 5-1
O- 45-23
Going Postal (Eric)
W- 3-3
O- 44-24
Baconsalt Apocalypse (Sarah)
W- 4-2
O- 44-24
Schwetty Ballers (Beth)
W- 0-6
O- 38-30
The Ineffable BSA (BSA)
W- 0-6
O- 31-37
